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Web Hosting Non-Warranty

It's a sad world, but on the advice of our "inside counsel", we must post the following non-warranty regarding Web Hosting:

Customer agrees to use all Services and any information obtained through or from Vorlon Technologies, at Customer's own risk. Customer acknowledges and agrees that Vorlon Technologies exercises no control over, and accepts no responsibility for, the content of the information passing through Vorlon Technologies' host computers, network hubs and points of presence or the Internet. THE SERVICES PROVIDED UNDER THIS AGREEMENT ARE PROVIDED ON AN AS IS, AS AVAILABLE BASIS. NONE OF Vorlon Technologies, ITS PARENT, SUBSIDIARY OR AFFILIATED CORPORATIONS, OR ANY OF THEIR RESPECTIVE EMPLOYEES, OFFICERS, DIRECTORS, SHAREHOLDERS, AFFILIATES, AGENTS, SUPPLIERS, THIRD-PARTY INFORMATION PROVIDERS, MERCHANTS, LICENSORS OR THE LIKE (EACH, AN "Vorlon Technologies PERSON") MAKE ANY WARRANTIES OF ANY KIND, EITHER EXPRESSED OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY OR FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE, OR NON-INFRINGEMENT, FOR THE SERVICES OR ANY EQUIPMENT Vorlon Technologies PROVIDES. NO Vorlon Technologies PERSON MAKES ANY WARRANTIES THAT THE SERVICES WILL NOT BE INTERRUPTED OR ERROR FREE; NOR DO ANY OF THEM MAKE ANY WARRANTIES AS TO THE RESULTS THAT MAY BE OBTAINED FROM THE USE OF THE SERVICES OR AS TO THE ACCURACY, RELIABILITY OR CONTENT OF ANY INFORMATION, SERVICES OR MERCHANDISE CONTAINED IN OR PROVIDED THROUGH THE SERVICES. Vorlon Technologies IS NOT LIABLE, AND EXPRESSLY DISCLAIMS ANY LIABILITY, FOR THE CONTENT OF ANY DATA TRANSFERRED EITHER TO OR FROM CUSTOMER OR STORED BY CUSTOMER OR ANY OF CUSTOMER'S CUSTOMERS VIA THE SERVICES PROVIDED BY Vorlon Technologies. NO ORAL ADVICE OR WRITTEN INFORMATION GIVEN BY ANY Vorlon Technologies PERSON, WILL CREATE A WARRANTY; NOR MAY YOU RELY ON ANY SUCH INFORMATION OR ADVICE. The terms of this section shall survive any termination of this Agreement.

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Vorlon respects the privacy of our customers and visitors. We do not spam, or provide any assistance to those who do. If at some point we wish to offer "information newsletters", we will ask you permission before we sign you up. We will not retain any of your credit card information. Any information we do retain will not be divulged to any third party unless we are ordered to do so by a bona fide law enforcement agency or to investigate fraud or suspected fraud. If you have any questions or concerns about privacy, please let us know at "Privacy" at "VorlonTechnologies.com", and we will attempt to correct any deficiencies in our policy protection, or explain our position to you in more detail. Please note that we reserve the right to change this policy at any time (which actually pokes a huge hole in your protection under this policy).